Mikaela

Just today while digging up my speach notes I found a joke and thought I'd share:
This guy is shopping in a grocery store in Cambridge, Mass. He finishes, and lines up with a full basket under a big sign marking the aisle, ``Express: 10 items or less.'' When he gets to the front of the line, the exasperated clerk says:
``Look fella, I don't know if you're from Harvard and can't count, or MIT and can't read, but either way you're in the wrong line.''

This joke has been told to me by a professor(鄭錦全) in slightly different wording of course, but the main story is the same
which here provided with the version I found on the net. http://www-cse.ucsd.edu/~rik/foa/l2h/foa-0.html